Monday 19th June 1646

Children attack blind man

Calls for severe beatings are made as a result of repeated attacks on a helpless stranger.

Rumours abound at Arreyton Manor

Who is this stranger in the black cloak? He is not one of ours but is this any reason for such unchristian behaviour?

Today the manor resounded to many young voices. Children from as far away as Bembridge and Lake were seen about the grounds. Some were even allowed to talk to Sir Humphrey Bennet, but he was not available for comment.

Monroe’s men plot to be home for Christmas

Sargeant Monroe’s men are planning to end this war quickly. “Let Sir Humphrey rejoin the King’s Army” they say “and with his past record, we’ll win easily!”

Blasphemy on Manor Lawn

Charity Drake was today confronted by a young person who proclaimed that God is a deceiver. The blasphemer claimed that God tells people to do works on his behalf but gives no reward.

His teacher immediately ordered that he fall to his knees and pray for forgiveness. Observers say this is unlikely to be granted.

Soldiers in multiple wife claim

Soldiers of the New Model Army are regaling anyone who visits them with lurid stories of how many wives they have had. One soldier admitted to having three wives. He claims that one died in childbirth, but the fate of the other two is shrouded in mystery.

Can we feel safe with such men in our midst? Is this to be a repeat of the infamy of the Scottish Marauders in the 1620s?

Challenge to all fit men

If you are brave enough – or unwise enough – the soldiers of Monroe’s company want to meet you in one-to-one combat. The challenge is issued for any afternoon on the soldiers’ field. They claim it is for training and fitness.

Sargeant in drunken training session

Witnesses were today appalled to see Sargeant Monroe conducting a pike drill whilst clearly under the influence of strong beer. The Donkey asks: “is this a fit man to be in charge of soldiers?”

Vacancy filled

Master Hale informs us that the position of under-gardener at Arreton Manor has now been filled.